A low ranking with no rights whatsoever. Normally very underpowered and have no ability to escape the hive mind.
by ‘The Sentinel’ September 2, 2020
Get the Goon mug.A Goon in the singular is an idiot that does idiotic things with no real harmful side effects other than to them selves. Mostly, the outcome of their goonish behaviour is relatively entertaining to the rest of the world.
The plural, Goonie, is totally opposite. You can only be a Goonie if you have 4-5 other Goons with you. To be a Goonie should be everyones goal in life and if ever reached will automatically rocket you to the top of the food chain, the height of coolness and triple your chances of getting laid. There is a warning in the small print however, Goonies never say die, so if you aim to be a Goonie, SAS training is advised.
The plural, Goonie, is totally opposite. You can only be a Goonie if you have 4-5 other Goons with you. To be a Goonie should be everyones goal in life and if ever reached will automatically rocket you to the top of the food chain, the height of coolness and triple your chances of getting laid. There is a warning in the small print however, Goonies never say die, so if you aim to be a Goonie, SAS training is advised.
"He's just tried to boil an electric kettle on the stove and given himself third degree burns. What a Goon."
by Agentthot December 24, 2009
Get the Goon mug.by OSSCVI January 15, 2010
Get the Gooned mug.1. hoodlum or thug
2. a stupid, foolish or awkward person
3. a roughneck
4. a mole rat, of the naked species, commonly found popping out of butt holes
2. a stupid, foolish or awkward person
3. a roughneck
4. a mole rat, of the naked species, commonly found popping out of butt holes
Biggest goon!
by nakedmoleratzzzzzzz January 10, 2011
Get the Goon mug.A tiktoker who makes content on his heartbreak and helps people not be hurt like him. He also posts gym workout sessions and physique updates.
by Ballin Indefinitely January 15, 2023
Get the Goon mug.To drive around for no reason at all, mostly because you are bored, or because you just want to listen to music(because everybody knows music is better in a vehicle). There is no specific location to go, so you waste your gas driving around town.
Mom: "Where are you going?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Oh okay."
Driving around the same part of town.
Man: "I've seen that car drive by 7 times already."
Woman: "Man, they're gooning!"
Back from driving for an hour.
Mom: "Where did you go?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Where?"
Travis: "...Gooning..."
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Oh okay."
Driving around the same part of town.
Man: "I've seen that car drive by 7 times already."
Woman: "Man, they're gooning!"
Back from driving for an hour.
Mom: "Where did you go?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Where?"
Travis: "...Gooning..."
by Whynotski March 29, 2010
Get the Gooning mug.The act of making a joke or witty remark about someone while in their presence. Usually it is uncalled for which can be termed as a "drive by gooning"
example.(Conversation with a friend with a headache)
Since you have a headache i will stop making jokes and let you be.
So is it a sick to your stomach type, or just want quiet type. (I am asking how bad the headache is)
Now the response.
"Just the quiet type, wait did you mean my headache or your humour?"
There, that was me being "gooned" arghhh.
Since you have a headache i will stop making jokes and let you be.
So is it a sick to your stomach type, or just want quiet type. (I am asking how bad the headache is)
Now the response.
"Just the quiet type, wait did you mean my headache or your humour?"
There, that was me being "gooned" arghhh.
by Freezzer June 14, 2010
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