goldfish

when teenagers text and need a code word for face time

“Hey do you wanna goldfish”

by teen texting January 17, 2019

spooky goldfish

the most epic gamer

everyone: wow spooky goldfish is a great youtuber

everyone else: I know

by Spooky Goldfish November 30, 2020

Goldfish

The snack that smiles back. A cute and less objectifying way of calling someone a snack.

Rachel is a fucking goldfish

by Crahhhhhhk July 16, 2019

Goldfish

Tfue's girlfriend Corinna Kopf is his Goldfish. Only Corinna can be called a Goldfish.

Goldfish aka Corinna Kopf

by Furki1907 April 29, 2019

Goldfish

A highly addictive drug made popular by the notorious M.T.B.

Yo! THat guy is super high on goldfish!

by Hambor chezborg beegmak wapper May 26, 2022

Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020

Goldfish

the girl/guy who has a significant other, but its not important because they have that magical something that makes you disregard that obstacle.
Guy: "We should go on a date."

Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."

Friend: "Who are you texting?"
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"

Friend 2: "Exactly."

by Atilla the Hans September 16, 2013