goals

targets you want to reach in relationships, life, ect.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are goals

by theRealGoatiee May 27, 2015

Chalupa Goal

When the Spokane Chiefs of the Western Hockey League score 5 goals in any home game, everbody in attendance wins free chalupas from taco bell. Therefore the 5th goal is know as the chalupa goal. Soon after the 4th is scored, fans begin a chant of Cha-Lu-Pa!

How was the game lastnight?

Great, Letts scored the chalupa goal!

by D-man Davis January 22, 2009

global deejays

a kick ass techno music making group

one night in bangkok, and the world's your oyster - by global deejays

by dan der man May 1, 2007

Goal Tending

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.

by therev. July 25, 2009

Penis Gobble

V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.

"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"

by PenisGobbler8=====DO: August 14, 2009

african goal

Is a type of goal scored in football where the ball is hit hard with pace but with no real skill or technical ability, kind of just a hit and hope effort which will rocket into the top corner. These types of goal are often classed as "worldies" as the keeper generally has no chance.

Pj "remember Tony Yeboah?"
Cb "yeah course, the guy is renowned for his african goals"

by truthteller01 November 14, 2013

lax goalie

Some who hate and loves playing goal. Secretly hating it because those balls hurt like a mother fucker. And loving it because it's absolutely worth it. Besides the fact that the balld are thrown hard enough to make chuck Norris shed a tear of pure pain.

Don't worry lax goalies have balls of pressurized rubber.

by ball dropping beast June 6, 2014