gaffer

someone or even something that is young or small. a small child usually, but not always

"awe look at the little gaffer"

by gafferforlife November 19, 2010

gaff

an empty house usually with intention of having a party

lewis: my parents are on holiday so i'm having a gaff

jason: yaaaaassss i'm buzzing , haven't been to your gaff in ages

by lolxoxomm February 13, 2017

gaffle

To get arrested by the police.

I got gaffled when the cops found the weed.

by Alchemy J May 21, 2004

gafflesnatch

verb, to take or "yoink" without permission

I gafflesnatched that chicks panties when she passed out on the coffetable

or

Hey, Gafflesnatch a 5 spot out of the collection tray for me, I'm out of pot.

by SoCalJack August 21, 2006

Gaffigan Aside

That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"

The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!

Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)

by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010

Gaffner

A faggot.

Creator:(Shane "Burfy" Michael Campbell)

Cliff: That guy is carrying a purse!
Me: What a gaffner!

by Shane Campbell September 21, 2004

gaffer

1 An old man;
2 A old man that drones on endlessly

1 "My grandpa's a funny little gaffer"
2 "My socials teacher is such a gaffer"

by Johanna September 9, 2004