glenn ass

Nice and big and juicy

dang glenn ass is so big and juicy

by Glenn ass November 17, 2020

Glenn

the male version of a “karen”
- will yell at you if you accidentally mow part of his yard
- new balances stay on during sex
- 70% bud light, 30% anger
- has no problem telling your meat is overcooked at the function, even when it isn’t
- 6 facebook accounts because he keeps forgetting his password
- lost the kids in the divorce

Glenn came over to my garage to borrow my wood saw, it’s been several month. It has not been returned.

by spacemeatloaf October 8, 2020

country glenn

Country Glenn is an apartment complex where all the beaners live, no wifi signal, most have no papers, and all you will see when you enter the complex is trucks and landscaping equipment.

Friend 1: yo you trynna go to country glenn?

friend 2: nah bro im not trynna get shot

friend 1: yea you right

by ball trimmer 69 December 4, 2023

Glenn

Professional Fortnite player. Part-time lover of DogeMan420. Attractive, but not in a weird way. Possibly future GM of Sri Lanka. Crypto Investor. Knows Dario.

Hi Glenn.

by RickAstley42069 November 17, 2021

Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net

All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!

by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011

Glenn

A boy with a disproportionately long nose.

He is often compared to either pinocchio or a woodpecker

You see that guy over there?
Yeah he got a fat nose, bro.
He must be a Glenn

by MadLad176 May 17, 2020

Glenn

A Glenn is a person who is miss under stood he is normally thought to be annoying because he wants to but that is his way of hiding pain.

A Glenn is also a person who would treat any body like people instead of items or a belonging.

A Glenn is also a person who contemplates life and if he should just end his not even finding love.

you are acting like a complete Glenn.

by Kufan81 April 8, 2022