PDP Glasses

(See PDP)

Glasses you wear to protect yourself from cuteness overload.

(Originally started on the Shaytards daily vlog (on Youtube) to describe Rocktard.)

Cap'n Potato-Waffle: "What happened to your eyes?"

Super-dooper Cool Kid: "I looked at Rocktard's PDPness and suffered cuteness overload because I forgot to put on my PDP Glasses."

by Nikkitard December 12, 2010

Glauser

noun. one who is amazing at frisbee and at life in general

verb. the act of playing ultimate frisbee at an incredibly high skill level

noun: i wish i could be like glauser

verb: woah!! that dude can glauser!

by steve November 17, 2003

ass glasses

Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.

Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"

by Korrosiv January 28, 2009

Glasses

Pieces of glass inside a frame used to cover one's eyes to correct vision. Can be made with a concave or convex lense. Nowadays can be made fashionable, or can be replaced with contacts.

Erika has to get GLASSES, but they are Ninetendo brand, so she doesn't mind.
Alex is a geek because he wears GLASSES.

by Erika August 28, 2004

owl glasses

when someone calls your name, you look, and they have their "owl glasses" you need to lay down on the ground. "Owl glasses" are when you have your hands turned backwards and your index finger and thumb create a ring that you look out of.

sam(with owl glasses): hey drew!

drew: Wha- oh dang

sam:thats right, get on the ground

by lawn dancer May 24, 2010

Glasser

When a guy makes hilarious and strange faces as in a reaction, similar to squishing his face against a pane of glass.

After Jamie told a funny story, Mike pulled a glasser and everyone cracked up.

by Pimpinslackswhomacksthemging April 13, 2010

Rose colored glasses

Seeing only the good in/best in everybody, or the positive, and not the whole picture.

Jim Jones seemed like a wonderful humanitarian looking to spread hope and egalitarian values like wildfire to the world when viewed through rose colored glasses, since you could ignore any of the things about someone that you didn't want to see, and deny any negative feelings you had about him the same way he would deny any negative feelings he had about anybody else. A guy that kills over 900 people is not without negative feelings, and is not a boundless optimist if you look at the whole person, and not just the positive things that look/sound nice. A guy like that seems like the real cynic, even if he's not outwardly a negative grouch.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021