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Geoff

Geoff is the stupid little brother of Jeff who is always following him and screaming "MY NAME E GEOFF" at the top his lungs.
Jeff: It's so sad that grandpa is dead
Geoff: MY NAME E GEOFF
Jeff: You should be the one in that grave
by Jeff with a dead grandpa February 23, 2018
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Geoffery

If you want meth, heroin, weed, pills, crack, cocaine and shitty cocain at that, then find a geoffery. Everyone knows that's the plug. Everyone knows where to find him. He can be spotted anywhere, even in a crowd. Just look for the lame loser at the bar with busted rotten teeth. That's the one. The ugly busted lame pathetic drug dealer. The one who got you day and night, just hit him up. Be careful if you got a borad, he might try and slip them a roofy to get some p@#$%. That's the only way he can. Speading all his STDs and Hep C. Watch out he swings both ways, watch his eyes check your junk as he crosses his legs and smiles with his mangled gril. Creepy peepy weepy....digs in the trash for used needles.
The definition of a geoffery is disease infested alien on a broccoli stick.
by Swingerboy99 July 23, 2019
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Geoffery

Someone who told me he slipped her a roofy. Told him I wouldn't tell , but he got caught with my neighbors dog, a mask and a rubber chicken. ...I'm sure there was peanut butter involved. Probably rubbed it all over his pregnate stomach before he cracked his tooth on the dogs....yeah made a loud sound and slipped off the curb. Sounded like a goat giving birth to a rock. Who knows, but all I could see was his mangled rotten teeth and the crack pipe busted the window and shards cut her lip. Police came and he was arrested for kidnapping a goat and drugging the mailman who they thought was a swinger, but ended up being a transvestite on crack.
Crackhead " where's the crack?"
Geoffery " where's the girl"
Goat " it's in your mailbox with the child porn you traded for meth"

Word of advice never leave your keys with the drug dealer looking for girls to roofy. You might bleed to death in wind.
by Swingerboy99 July 23, 2019
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Geoffrey Harms

Where did he go?

Oh, its Geoffrey Harms he helping little kids
by bobbyshmurda1324 August 12, 2019
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Geoffry

Geoffry is that one boy who you want but are never gonna get but sorry to say he doesn’t love you or me so just get over him he is also on crack so watch out
he Is the all time Geoffry
by Kakala October 23, 2019
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Geoff

A very cute boy. He has this super cute smile that makes you smile too. Eye contact with him would make any girls heart flutter! He’s just a boy who I’m deeply Fallen inluvv with yep he’s Geoff the boy and man of my dreams. He’s super loyal and has a good heart. If ever you have someone like him dont ever let him go! For he is a great loss...
by Ambrecious January 31, 2020
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geoffrey

people who think they’re better than everyone so they plomp extra letters on their name.

they’re also the btec version of jeffery
geoffrey is jeffrey
by moonslayer2005 February 21, 2020
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