Gerbilism

Gerbilsm is a small religion that dates back all the way to 326 B.C., It’s to believe that all the Gerbils will rise and take over the world. To do so the Gerbils will make underground tunnels that reach throughout every point of the world, and from then they will single handily slaughter every living human on the Earth.

Mark: “ Hey did you hear about the new guy that lives down the road? He believes in Gerbilsm.”

Henry: “ Interesting to hear that, I was just digging the ground in my backyard to make a pool when I suddenly came across this extremely long and deep passage way that had written documents about Gerbilism that dates back all the way to Jesus’ time and whiling seeing that I witnessed many gerbils trafficking dead bodies along the tunnels.”

by UnknownGerbil96 September 7, 2020

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gerbil o clock

The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling

Wow, Gerry! It's Gerbil O Clock! Everybody pray for Gerry!

by EwoksinspaceUrbanDictionary December 26, 2017

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Gerbil Gliding

Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.

Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.

by Darkerone March 20, 2025

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