Garrett

very short with an even shorter temper

“Garrett told me to f off this morning”

by lollolloveerrr November 17, 2021

Garrett

To touch someone in public or without consent, often in science class and can apply to both genders

Big cj: Hey bro that guy just Garretted my meat.
Seth: now that’s gonna be a call home!

by Sethmaster May 29, 2025

Garrett

An American boy who likes dirt bikes and gets all the women.

"Oh have you heard the male called Garrett?" "Yeah he likes dirt bikes and gets all the ladies"

by anonymous January 5, 2022

Garrett

To Garrett is to kidnap a hooker, gag them with a towel, tie their legs down to the door handle, and cut off their hands while they’re still alive. Then after you sedate them enough so they don’t die from shock then you mint them

Dude yesterday I totally went Garrett on your sister.

by Elias Whalen March 31, 2025

Garrett Goodwin

One hot sexy ass motherfucker with fattest dump truck in the world

Hey Garrett Goodwin why are u picking your butt in class.

by Deeznutsinyobooty September 3, 2021

Garrett

Having to stir your shit tank in your RV with a stick.

Black water tank plugged up had to Garrett that son of a bitch so it would drain.

by Josh pound town July 14, 2019

Garrett

A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.

Man is that Garrett I fucking hate that kid what a Douche.

by Shjabsjejd August 9, 2020