future of kpop

the future of kpop is enhypen. aka the only 4th gen kpop group to chart #1 on japanese billboard multiple times, their song ‘polaroid love’ is first and only song to surpass 810,000 listeners on melOn. The only korean act to chart all their k-albums on official german charts. Bite me is the fastest song by a 4th gen kpop group to reach 40m streams. first and only 4th gen group to have 2 songs reach 200m streams in spotify history. youngest & fastest kpop act in history to achieve 2 billion streams on spotify. fastest kpop group to surpass 6 million followers on spotify. kpop group with the 2nd most monthly listeners after BTS themselves and lots more

person A - “oh who’s the future of kpop?”
person B - “enhypen”

by nikiscoolest August 8, 2023

Future John

a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack

The Future John will suck dick for coke.

by B Holtz February 8, 2005

A Bright Future

A Bright Future is a dude who constantly wheres sunglasses; Outside, Inside, In the car, At night ..on the toliet. He must have a Bright future cause somthing is binding him when the sun is not shining.

Girl 1: Why is he always wearin sunglasses inside?
Girl 2: I don't know, He must have a Bright Future!

by Mimi 87 May 19, 2006

future personified

the way that future is in co-orperated into life as it is in the present

anything that is future like

anything that andrew doesn't say

i am so future personified right now

andrew nascimento stole future personified from me i am the original future personified

by tristan future- personified October 16, 2010

future fun

Future fun is the fun you are not having presently, but will have when you tell people about it.

Bill: Dude, I heard you went to Hawaii, how was it?
Bob: All i did was sightseeing. The airport lost my luggage and I spent the entire week in the clothes I went there with.
Bill: That sounds like it sucked.
Bob: Yeah, but it's future fun!

by lazyeddo April 23, 2010

future-fuck

(n) a person who befriends you but sneakily slides in flirtatious comments, in most cases for extended periods of time, with the intention of one day having dirty hot sex with you.

(v) the act of...

He took you out again? Are you dating now..?

Yeah he took me out but i'm not into him. He's future-fucking me.

Well, free food for you then. Kudos.

by lemonlime99 May 21, 2011

Future Fossil

Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.

"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."

by hansonpaulsey December 1, 2009