fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.

I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.

by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017

Funnel Fight

"Funnel Fighting" isn't a real term. No one uses it, except those with an IQ of about 50. It is a special term for those who refuse to accept "funnel race" as the appropriate terminology.

Funnel fight? What? Do you want me to beat you with a funnel? You're fucking weird.

by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009

noise funnel

An alternative, pseudo scientific, absurdist, reductionist, descriptive alternative for 'ears' recalling the pure physical and functional properties of a person's dual facial appendages.

lugholes

'I say, Charlie. This composition is like aural ambrosia to my noise funnels.'

by xenographer August 8, 2016

Funnel

Loose tobacco sprinkled on or mixed in with weed when rolling a joint making it easier to inhale or "making it hit better"

"What's that brown thing you putting on the joint?"

"Funnel, to make it hit harder"

by nakatomi May 25, 2021

ketamine funneling

When you been doing ketamine for three days straight and your nostrils can't take it anymore so you lay upside down and funnel Ketamine your frontal lobe.

Dude, we've been partying so long and hard I can't even breathe through my nose! What should I do????? Duh, ketamine funneling.. What, did you grow up in a cardboard box?
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!

by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021

Cool ye funnel big man

A quote that was said by Donald when Gordon was trying to get through the line in Emily in the middle.
(try saying this in scottish accent)

Gordon: Get out of my way! You're holding up the express!
Donald: Alright. Cool ye funnel big man.
Gordon: Oh the indignity...

by Nick_Aviafox January 11, 2020

West Virginia Funnel

A two man job where one person (A) excretes into a toilet, while the other person (B) urinates in the mouth of the excreter. The urine is then passed through (A) and urinated into the toilet. A innovative solution to classic "one restroom" issue.

A: " Bro I really gotta go, could you hurry up?

B: How about a West Virginia Funnel?

A: "Hell yeah!"

by The Brainrot Bard November 14, 2024