fuck

a word that you can never find in a dictionary (except for maybe the spanish-english dictionary)
2000 pages, and still i cant find fuck in the dictionary
by bob mckob January 8, 2008
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fuck

Vulgar word which is used as another term for sex. Also is a vulgar word that can be offensive to all, which relates to anger at someone. This word should not be used because of its vulgarity.
That man fucked that woman; fuck you *someone*
by Forsaken Child February 24, 2008
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fuck

1. fellow

2. screw

3. sex

4. shit, dirt.
1. what an ugly fuck!

2. fuck you

3. lets fuck

4. this is fuck.
by mehhhr March 14, 2009
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fuck

by ianperez117 July 7, 2011
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fuck

Acronym: Fornication Under the Consent of the King.

Used during middle-ages in European countries where overpopulation was problematic enough to have laws to stifle reproduction. Since contraception options were not readily available at that time, & sexual intercourse is meant for reproduction, couples would have to get permission from the king before engaging in relations.
To Fuck was once law because it meant Fornicate under the concent of the king.
by Nekonote Ashii June 28, 2014
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fuck

Alright due to the sheer idiocy (lack of imaginable intelligence) in the world, many of the words said today are used in a slang (Insuperior to proper speach) form of communication. Due to this I will be giving you the "Proper" definition for these words.

Purpose: (An Acronym)
Definition: Fornication Under Consent (Command) of the King.

Additional Information: I have also noticed that many people use the word fuck in a variety of ways, usually high schoolers use these words in this context but some of the examples are "Fuck You", "You Fucking Fag" and "MotherFucker"

I will now counter these sayings.

Fuck You? The most logical explanation of this would mean your using the word "Fuck" as an enraging insult or anger towards someone, but if you look closely their is no word besides Damn, which is also used improperly these days that can be used like that. So in honesty you are saying "Fornication Under Command of the King You" which makes no sense whatsoever, and leads to this series of words being illogical.

MotherFucker? Mother Fornication Under Command of the King? Sorry illogical in all aspects, and completely redundant.

In conclusion idiots fill the world these days and you need to learn to stop using slang.
In the old english times Fuck was used to refer towards reproduction under consent of the king, but later during the increase of battles, and the need for larger armies, the king began to command that others reproduce for him, thus Fornication Under (Command) of the King.

This basically means that a woman and man would engage in sexual contentions and reproduce for the kings army, they were then well rewarded and the child was trained. Of course this would take many years and thousands of children to even gain a moderately good army division, in time a large branch of "Elite" soldiers was formed.
by Aesieru July 29, 2008
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fuck

an old word with a hidden meaning. In the Dark and Middle ages royal blood did alot of interelated marriage. Fuck stands for Fornacation Under Consent of King. This Fuck edict allowed princes and princesses who where cousins to elope.
1.You mother-fucker.
2.I believe that Hitler was a mother fucker. Literally
by Ras Austin November 1, 2007
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