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San Francisco Goggles

Likened to the adolescent "Hairy Tea Bag"; wearing "San Fransico goggles" not only includes the sinus rest place of a hairy linebacker's nutsack, but also causes temporary blinding and an olfactory system shutdown when one's eyesocket is rammed into another man's asshole.
After drinking more than 20 (but less than 40)Lagavulins, I woke up in a primered El Camino wearing some sweat infested, brown rimmed San Francisco goggles.
by Garry Glakameatman March 3, 2008
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San Francisco Values

But let's talk about "San Francisco values", you know -- tolerance, entrepreneurship, and creativity.

Since O'Reilly boycotts everything he hates, I look forward to his boycott of all Bay Area-origin products. Same with every conservative who bashes San Francisco and the Bay Area. So no iPods or anything Apple. No HP computers. No Google. No Yahoo. No eBay. Those conservative bloggers using Blogspot, MovableType, or TypePad? Sorry. Those products are Bay Area-based.

Also no Adobe or Macromedia products. No computers, either, since most run on AMD or Intel. No tax preparation using Intuit products. Cancel your Netflix subscription. Cancel your TiVo subscription. Remove your Network Associates or Symantec virus protection software from your computer. Unplug your Netgear wifi router.

Don't wear Levis (or any kind of jeans), Gap, Banana Republic, Old Navy, or buy your kids Gymboree. Avoid LeapFrog learning toys. Boycott Pixar movies. Boycott any movie using George Lucas' ILM special effects shop. Stay away from Treos and other Palm devices. Don't let Charles Schwab manage your portfolio. Don't bank at Wells Fargo.

Yeah, those "San Francisco values" sure are dragging the region down. Making it weak as it falls behind the rest of the country -- the parts that don't share "San Francisco values" -- economically and socially.

Or, maybe -- just maybe -- it's made the region a magnet for the world's smartest, most innovative, most entrepreneurial individuals and an incubator of the world's most dramatic technological advances.
Oh they just have those San Francisco values which I call it because I'm a bigoted, stuck up conservative.
by smarty8987 August 24, 2008
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San Francisco

A beautiful city in california, with a diverse culture. Only downside is the large amount of hipsters. Hipsters can be identifyed by the following:

Jean cut-offs
ironic facial hair
non-perscription glasses
riding a bike
tattoo of random, useless things, i.e. PBR, cheeseburger, mermaid etc
rolled up jeans, showing ankles (if not wearing cut offs)
I sure love San Francisco, too bad all the hipsters have taken over the mission, with their organic food and strange flavored ice cream.
by stellerz June 22, 2011
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san francisco

Teacher: Which city is know as the 'City of Brotherly Love'?

Student X: San Fransisco?

Teacher: Take your desk and sit in the hall.

Student X: (smiles)
by LMF August 11, 2005
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San Francisco

Where the saying winter all the time is complete bullshit!
The weather is gorgeous here! not bad one bit!!
by Kttrr June 21, 2005
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San Francisco

A city that gives itself a pat on the back whenever it makes local/national/international news for being the most liberal,caring,loving, sympathetic,eco friendly champions of the underprivileged in all the world,while charging 5 + grand a month for a 1 bed/1 bath apartment.
Know a pretentious asshole moving to Cali around the same time as you? send he/she to San Francisco,while you move to Sacramento,and do NOT give them your real new number/address...... let that motherfucker rot.
by rockfullofmorons August 3, 2019
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Francisco

A Francisco is usually a really attractive Hispanic guy. You get fuckboy vibes at first but he is actually really sweet and treats his girlfriends like princesses. Francisco's are NOT attracted to other Hispanic girls and usually dates white girls. Give your Francisco some pacience. Sometimes Fransiscos can act like dumbasses but they have a great smile.
Dude Francisco is such a fuckboy!" "Nah, he treats girls too well"
by Nique..nique July 26, 2016
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