Oboe Flutecake

Coined by Malt William Raspbergz, circa 2004, Oboe Flutecake is a fictional character that is the nemesis of Barterman.

Oboe Flutecake just tried to steal Barterman's Pop Tarts!!

by JulieDestiny4ever November 16, 2010

bitch flute

when someone complains, they are playing their bitch flute

Stop playing your bitch flute so loud, it is very annoying

by BigLongJon87 March 10, 2011

puberty flute

When your voice changes pitch during puberty, you play the puberty flute.

My fourteen year old son's voice hasn't mutated yet. He frequently plays the puberty flute when he can't steady his voice's pitch.

by s1s3but0 January 31, 2014

yazz flute

When a band plays east harlem shakedown at an e-flat, while keeping the cymbals splashy. The band takes the baseline for a walk.

Tino: Would everybody love to hear Ron Burgundy play yazz flute?
Ron: Okay, I guess I can play a little ditty. Honestly though, I'm not prepared. Not at all. (as Ron slips a flute out of his sleeve)

by mikethegreat26 June 23, 2016

Jamaican flute

1. A slang term for a weed pipe, most commonly used on islands around Jamaica in the Caribbean.

2. How you play the Jamaican flute is by blowing ash out of a pipe or bowl piece which sometimes makes a flute sound

bob: do we have anything to smoke out of
marley: yea I have a Jamaican flute
bob: Whats a Jamaican flute
marley: It's the most common instrument in Jamaica, all you have to do is blow ash out of it to play it

by Corrupso December 8, 2018

Deutsche flute

Automatic E-Cigarette,Smoking Vape Pipe used by millennials and other weak people to try and impress others by exhaling large white clouds from the sunroof or side widows of a moving vehicle or simply sitting in a coffee shop pretending to study political science. Some people add flashy designs or bright neon colors to further impress the other low performers in society.

Man, traffic was horrible today. It was stop and go for miles... it was especially annoying since I had to drive next this dude who was playing his Deutsche flute the whole way..

by Chuck Johnson April 29, 2019

Cooter fluter

Someone who excels in the art of cunnilingus. One who has true oral artistry. A person that creates “beautiful music” while performing oral sex on a woman.

He was a true cooter fluter, and he had my pussy whistling Dixie all night long.

by Bitchwithabigbrain June 15, 2020