flump

any badass activity or saying

stop talking shit before you get flumped
he is so flumping
lets go flump

by the flump master November 15, 2010

Flump

Being an absoloute idiot

e.g:

Stop it you flump!!!

Oh My Days stop being such a flump!

by ChatterBoxSlang November 27, 2010

flumfled

Adj. - To describe one's inefficient, improperly working brain.

See, you can't hear be because your brain is so flumfled

by qwerty12763654 November 27, 2010

Flumpy Bunny

A very large imposing creature who's hobby is that of apprehension (typically with a trainee Flumpy Bunny).

They are usually found in Western Russia, as well as Ukraine, Kazahkstan as well as other countries where prostitution is legal.

Guy 1: Hey lads, wanna go for a walk and get a burger.

Guys: Urrrrrrrm.... NO!

Guy 1: Why not?

Guys: Word on the streets is that the Flumpy Bunny is back in town. We better watch out.

Guy 1: Oh sorry, looks like I was on the verge of aprehension.

by Dr. von Ligensteiner June 13, 2011

Flumpwarden

One who goes to the woods to inspect turds to verify that they are actually entwined.

The Flumpwarden can confirm that the turds were entwined, they therefore qualify as flumps

by Flumpmeister January 20, 2013

flumflux

flumflux means to baffle, confuse, confound, especially by acting contrary to expectations.

I was flumfluxed by even the thought of such bizarre behavior. My mind stalled, my heart stopped, and I stood rooted to the spot.

by Puddintanette March 12, 2014

Flump

The act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. The act is usually performed when one is scared shitless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.

Nessie took a flump when she failed her English exam qand could not find a shower to shump. She immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.

by Nessel-Shump N' Flump August 21, 2014