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Flat Brim

A person who wears a cock-eyed ball cap with a perfectly flat bill perched askew on one's head.

A fad originally started by black "urban youth" which denoted prosperity (because new hats have unformed bills). Leaving the price tags and labels on was common as well, indicating that the wearer could afford a new hat. This falls under the social phenomena of "nigger rich".

Like most "street fashion", this style has largely been appropriated (or stolen) by privileged white hipsters who want to express solidarity with black urban youth, and indicate that they too are "hard" and "from the streets".
"A brutha can't even flat brim his hat without some white muthafucka always perpetratin' on his style."

"HA HA - that hipster riding his fixie just lost his flat brim when that truck passed him!"
by Leisure Class Hero November 30, 2009
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flat dope

Means "awesome" and is a derivative of "dope" . Used in places where something is too awesome to only use "dope".
That ride is flat dope, yo.
by LaurOakieCR02138 June 25, 2007
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Flat Jack

A Flat Jack is a square of breaded processed chicken that can be heated up in a toaster instead of an oven, making it a quick and convenient lunch option or snack food.
It's like a chicken nugget that is the size and shape of a Pop-Tart.
Hey man, I'm hungry, but I dont want to heat up the oven or turn on the stove for something small. What do I do?

Oh, no problem. Stick a couple Flat Jacks in the toaster and you're good to go dude.

Thanks brah
by Anon7301 May 7, 2011
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Flat Earth

A baseless "theory" conspiracy supported by a bunch of people who mindlessly follow it like a nonsensical cult. It has no evidence to back it up whatsoever, and any evidence that the flat earthers bring up can quickly be rebutted by a reasonably smart and logic-minded person, like me.
Guy: The earth is flat, globetards! Flat Earth is right!
Me: It's not. Can you explain why we have two hemispheres and they have different stars?
Guy: What? Fuck you! You are stupid and uneducated!
by Xosmic February 16, 2021
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flat zone

A fleshy patch of skin (think ken-doll status) in place of a penis or vagina.
Man, Steve's speedo didn't bulge at all, that guy must have a flat zone.
by rhankk November 25, 2009
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Flat out like a lizard drinking

To be, or have been, hard at work. Originating in Australia.
"G'day mate, how ya been?"

"Mate! I've been flat out like a lizard drinking! This is hard yakka! I've been working on it for yonks!"
by G'day and Well Hey January 21, 2009
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flat lander

thats what people in wisconsin call people from illinois
i wish these fucking flatlanders would go back to their own state
by andrea July 9, 2004
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