piss flaps

Large,hanging pussy lips.

"Her piss flaps were so big she needed to use suspenders to keep from shiting in 'em."

piss flaps by reggiefloyd March 2, 2009

tent flaps 

An extreme case of beef curtain-itis, whereby the curtains are so immense they resemble the flaps on a camping tent.

Going down on Becky wasn't easy, what with the giant tent flaps in the way.

tent flaps by Chalupa Power May 27, 2006

Salmon Flaps

Salmon Flaps are the fishy Flaps that you must spread, if you dare, to enter her fishy love hole.

This phrase is commonly used when describing a skip holed whore who doesn't wash properly. The smell, when she opens her legs can make a man faint if he goes down on her. Even when wearing jeans she is often told to 'CLOSE YOUR LEGS LOVE!'.

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This phrase can be used in many circumstances, but this is the most common.

Person 1: Did you fuck Steph last night?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I fucked that whore good, but her Salmon Flaps nearly ate me whole. Boy was she smelly! Like a Salmon.

Salmon Flaps by Dead-Kitty October 18, 2007

back flaps 

Fat folds found on obese women where shoulder blades are normally.

That woman is so fat she has back flaps.

back flaps by Trebino September 23, 2008

Mud Flaps

Sagging butt cheeks with age and weight loss such that a pencil could be held in the crack between back upper thigh and bum. Vastly superior to all alternative definitions for the sheer ubiquity of the phenomena but also because legs are the human equivalent to wheels and human mud flaps are therefore perfect homologues to vehicular ones. Entered Urban lexicon in Spinal Tap's hit Big Bottom in which this second chorus appears:

Big bottom, Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

Mud Flaps by Jellybean Sherbert October 28, 2008

jewish cunt flaps 

cunt flaps of a Jewish woman.

I wore her Jewish cunt flaps out with numerous sticks of dynamite.

jewish cunt flaps by m lk October 10, 2008

emergency flaps 

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house

pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps

emergency flaps by Jamiehol February 16, 2004