by greenfreakyfrog August 25, 2008
Get the perogie flapsmug. A dude who parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century, thus giving him the appearance of having pussy flaps for hair.
(A flap hat walks by.)
-Dude, check out that flap hat!
-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!
-Dude, check out that flap hat!
-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!
by The Flaps Fairy November 8, 2009
Get the flap hatmug. Big ass saggy pussy lips that resemble something either from the ocean floor (some kind of mantaray) or badly cut slices of schnitzel. Most commonly found on thrashed out old crack whores or Madonna.
Jesus, did you see the size of those schnitzel flaps on that bitch?? you could park a cadillac under that shit bitch!
by de-spec October 12, 2010
Get the SCHNITZEL FLAPSmug. Used to describe the labia minora, or the two soft folds of skin on either side of the opening of the vagina. Ham should be used when referring to one with pink coloring. Bologna, for medium coloring, and Roast Beeeeef, for dark.
Ew, Margot, you are seriously going to wear those short-ass shorts? I can practically see your ham flaps from here.
by Margaret or Maaaaags July 20, 2006
Get the ham flapmug. A woman who has large pussy flaps (lips) so large and loose that when she walks it makes a clapping noise.
No doubt, she has Flap Clap, I heard that chic from around the corner, clap, flap, clap, flap, clap, clap, flap, clap
by CrunchyCritter July 18, 2011
Get the Flap Clapmug. Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.
Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.
Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
Get the flapping cheeksmug. A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.
True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020
Get the Flapping Sphinctermug.