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jiggly flapjacks

The degeneration of masculine pectoral muscles and turning into fatty, especially flabby tissue.
Dude used to work out all the time. Now his pecs are just jiggly flapjacks. I can’t help but imagine them flipping when smacking them from the bottom up. Lol.
by Vallis Castor October 15, 2017
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flapjack

british pancakes or a cartoon character made by Cartoon Network by thurop van orman
these flapjacks taste delicious
the marvelous misadventure of flapjack is a cancelled show
by AHHGHHGASUDA July 1, 2023
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Flapjacks

A Memphis slang used for ''That's what your mom said!''

Coined by Famous singer Nick Black when he was a school boy.
''Man this sausage is huge'' Instead of saying ''That's what your mom said'' You would say... ''Flapjacks!''
by Willow5333 March 25, 2024
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making flapjacks

The act of performing fellatio in a parked or moving automobile.
Please park your vehicle before making flapjacks.
by icymore August 6, 2012
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Flapjacking

Best suited for women that have had a child. Their breast will sometimes be flattened and rest on their chest like a couple of flapjacks or pancakes.

Verb: when you place the palm of your hand between a woman's breasts and shake it side to side as fast you can, causing a flapping or slapping sound.
I was flapjacking my wife for our anniversary, that's why I'm walking with a limp.
by Woodwacker May 16, 2008
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Flipping the flapjacks on the Oyster

When a lesbian grandma slaps her boobs on the vagina of another female then flips it over
"Margaret was flipping the flapjacks on the oyster good last night"

"I am going to be flipping the flapjacks on the oyster with Elinor tonight"
by I just said something stupid September 30, 2017
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FlapJack

FlapJack (Flapjacking);
A FlapJack is a term used for when a woman places her labia majora (Flaps) on ones person, i.e; forehead, in a quick, swift dunking type of manner.

Female equivalent to "Teabagging."
"Oh yeah girl, I FlapJacked the shit out of him last night, he looked like he'd been run over by a giant snail"
by Hayhog May 27, 2025
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