Big ass saggy pussy lips that resemble something either from the ocean floor (some kind of mantaray) or badly cut slices of schnitzel. Most commonly found on thrashed out old crack whores or Madonna.
Jesus, did you see the size of those schnitzel flaps on that bitch?? you could park a cadillac under that shit bitch!
by de-spec October 12, 2010
Get the SCHNITZEL FLAPSmug. by greenfreakyfrog August 25, 2008
Get the perogie flapsmug. A dude who parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century, thus giving him the appearance of having pussy flaps for hair.
(A flap hat walks by.)
-Dude, check out that flap hat!
-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!
-Dude, check out that flap hat!
-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!
by The Flaps Fairy November 8, 2009
Get the flap hatmug. Used to describe the labia minora, or the two soft folds of skin on either side of the opening of the vagina. Ham should be used when referring to one with pink coloring. Bologna, for medium coloring, and Roast Beeeeef, for dark.
Ew, Margot, you are seriously going to wear those short-ass shorts? I can practically see your ham flaps from here.
by Margaret or Maaaaags July 20, 2006
Get the ham flapmug. A woman who has large pussy flaps (lips) so large and loose that when she walks it makes a clapping noise.
No doubt, she has Flap Clap, I heard that chic from around the corner, clap, flap, clap, flap, clap, clap, flap, clap
by CrunchyCritter July 18, 2011
Get the Flap Clapmug. Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.
Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.
Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
Get the flapping cheeksmug. A flap or roll of usually fat filled skin at the back of peoples heads revealed by baldness. Usually grows in prominence with age, weight gain, and the relentless pull of gravity.
Plural: Head Flappage
The term "head flap" came to prominence in the mid-1990's when Philadelphia teens would play a game called "Head Flap Slap Crack Trap". The game involved slapping head flaps while sticking opened packets of mayonnaise down the back of the pants. The person had to say "Head Flap Slap" and "Crack Trap" as they were doing the respective tasks in order for it count. When the prankee went to see what was in their pants they often squished the mayo into their pants which was the primary goal of the prank, the head slap being more of a diversionary tactic. This would leave a noticeable white glob that left the prankee with some embarrassed explaining to do.
Plural: Head Flappage
The term "head flap" came to prominence in the mid-1990's when Philadelphia teens would play a game called "Head Flap Slap Crack Trap". The game involved slapping head flaps while sticking opened packets of mayonnaise down the back of the pants. The person had to say "Head Flap Slap" and "Crack Trap" as they were doing the respective tasks in order for it count. When the prankee went to see what was in their pants they often squished the mayo into their pants which was the primary goal of the prank, the head slap being more of a diversionary tactic. This would leave a noticeable white glob that left the prankee with some embarrassed explaining to do.
"Those fools searched my body everywhere for the money but they forgot to check my head flap!"
"What is that smell?" "Gunther probably forgot to wash behind his head flap again..."
"Despite the bitter chill, the back of Walters' head remained comfortably warm due to his impressive head flappage."
"What is that smell?" "Gunther probably forgot to wash behind his head flap again..."
"Despite the bitter chill, the back of Walters' head remained comfortably warm due to his impressive head flappage."
by Ham Pony February 20, 2018
Get the head flapmug.