flange stomping

To lay ones foot on a big fat hairy muff.

"I heard you flange stomped Mary, poor little lamb."
"I was flange stomping the other day and.."
"Flange stomping is a favourite past-time of mine"

by ThreeFrenchHens November 1, 2011

flange warmer

A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.

I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.

by pipesucker May 8, 2018

Flange Cadet

A male homosexual who hs just emerged from the closet, and is exploring and learning about gayness.

Something akin to being an apprentice for gayness.

Crawford was tentative about his sexuality at first, but now he's a fully fledged Flange Cadet.

gay 1 - "Jason! On your knees and get sucking"
gay 2 - "You've got a good little worker there"
gay 1 - "He's my little Flange Cadet"
Jason - "mmhhhfffmmhhhhmm"

by jundell May 14, 2010

flange down

Make something definite and specific, nail down.

We need to flange down the details of our trip.

by MikeIsCliff December 20, 2017

Flange

A derogatory name for your vagina

Your such a flange, get over yourself

by WeeCrombo649 November 13, 2022

Flange

silly bloke who lives in lir park with his sexy sister

ann's son is flange

by robertevans4eva October 8, 2008

Fish and Flange Day

Fish and Flange day is on 1st June. This is the girls version of Steak and Blow job day!

It’s Fish and Flange day on Saturday!

What you having for dinner it’s fish and Flange day today?

by Kborg June 11, 2018