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Flacko Jewye

The biggest jewye alive. He values a peeny over any other form of currency. His favorite basketball player is peeny hardaway. He calls his dick his wittle peeny. In his opinion the best president ever was Abraham Lincoln, I wonder why. When not indulging in his love for peenys, flacko enjoys starting movies and never finishing them, underage women, and getting high as a kite flown by the big show.
Person 1 :"That man just picked up a dirty penny off the ground eww!"
Person 2: "Nah its fine thats just Flacko Jewye
by hueuby January 30, 2017
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Flacid Cock

Soggy, pitiful limp and useless cock
What in the fuck am i going to do with this ridiculously flacid cock?
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flaccitude

adj. The state or condition of being flaccid.
Having retrieved his flaccitude, John conceded to his instructor and agreed to go up in front of the class to begin his presentation.
by Banaycha April 11, 2007
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Flacidia

Worse than Erectile Dis-function, Its a never ending struggle with limp ding dong
Girl - "Show me your cack"
Boy - "I can't!"
Girl - "Is your Flacidia acting up again?"
Boy - "......yes"
by BVPK June 4, 2011
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Flachpfeife

Eine Person der es bei einer Sache oder mehreren Dingen am Talent mangelt. In extrem Fällen kann es sich hierbei auch um absolute Unfähigkeit handeln.
War ja klar, dass er es wiedermal nicht schafft. Was für eine Flachpfeife!
by Csh82 October 22, 2013
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flaccies

yo the best way to scoop shorty is to send her flaccies, amirite?
by Atik Khan February 23, 2015
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flaccinate

The fascination of the girth, length, or weight to strength ratio and/or lack thereof regarding another man's genitalia.
Karl, I am flaccinated at the sheer size of your penis.
by Ron Jon of West Virginia August 26, 2016
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