Turd finder

A person who often states a negative aspect of any situation.

The critical TV announcer of the Olympic ice skaters is a turd finder.

by Language King February 21, 2018

six finger handshake

A special handshake that can only be preformed by two males in which each man grabs the others penis and they “shake”
Essentially a mutual handjob

“Me and Tim are gonna be friends forever. We shook on it with a six finger handshake.”

by DaDingus October 15, 2018

Delaware finger puppet

When you stretch your urethra and put a finger down your pee hole to the point where you are rubbing the mans penis that is currently having anal sex with you.

I gave my boyfriend a Delaware finger puppet while he was pounding my asshole yesterday.

by Pee Hole Bandit August 16, 2019

Six-finger sandwich

Ambiguous sexual euphemism, conjuring up images of fingers, knobs, wanking and gobbling.

That girl was begging for it, so I gave her a six-finger sandwich.

by DannioBigMacs January 20, 2021

Middle finger up

If you have your middle finger up in pictures you are identified as a homosexual and get 0 bitches

Yo did you see Jack throw the middle finger up. No wonder he doesn’t get bitches.

by John Stacy March 19, 2022

how to treat a broken finger

There are five ways to do this:

1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.

2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.

3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.

4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.

5. Or just go to the hospital.

Jonny I want to know how to treat a broken finger!

by Cool minecraft k November 13, 2017

silly finger

When someone slips a roofy or some other drug into your beverage.

Mr. Hare: Come in for a cup of coffee, boy.

Kyler: Uh, ok.

*one hour later*

Kyler: What did you do to me?

Mr. Hare: I gave you the old silly finger.

Kyler: You ssson of a bbitchh

by xLonnie December 6, 2015