Friday

the day of the week everyone looks forward to according to Rebecca Black who clearly emphasizes this at least a thousand times for lack of better song writing

thanks to this song we will never think of friday the same again.

why friday you ask? well, because...

WE GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
PARTYIN PARTYIN
FUN FUN FUN
LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND
YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY
TODAY IS FRIDAY
WE SO EXCITED

~brilliant lyrics courtesy Rebecca Black - Friday

by ViviPeter April 1, 2011

Black Friday

Black Friday - The day %75 of retail workers want to murder themselves. As they look at the clock that says 11:55 P.M. They're nervous because they're about to face the time when 3,000 stupid mother fuckers come in trampling one another for pointless half price bullshit like a fucking like a toothbrush. Half of these disgusting fat fucks smell like Satans shit pit, on they're way to buy some deodorant that you can obviously tell they hadn't wore for 8 fucking years. Of course, you also have India's population full of fucking retards waiting out side of Best buy and GameStop to get a video game $25 off, or the greatest ever taller and 1mm thinner newest fucking IPhone in which they'll either crack the screen, leave it in their pants when they put it in the washer, get some virus by watching a fuck ton of porn, or Apple will just make a new taller and thinner "Cutting technology" iPhone in another 3 months. So they chunk the one they murdered a pregnant lady and 4 small children to get off a cliff and buy the new one for $1500. All of this happens ironically after the day we admitting that we are thankful for everything we have.

*BREAKING NEWS* a 76 year old lady was killed on Black Friday by a 32 year old man while arguing over who gets the last (insert useless item)"

by TheUD at IFunny November 26, 2014

black friday

the day when all you fucking consumers make my life as a salesmen a living hell. middle aged mothers have been known to kill to get the last of an item

Dude, i dont wanna work black friday, last wear some bitch game me a black eye.

by do$ December 28, 2005

Fancy Friday

On Fridays when you wear nicer clothes than usual like a nice shirt and tie

girl 1:ooh why is michael dressed so nice?
girl 2:its because he dresses up on fancy friday

by Fancy Fridayss :D February 6, 2013

Frida

An innocent sweet girl at first sight but not what you imagine in bed. She is flirty and sexy by all definitions. She is secretly sexy and hot underneath the sheets. She's lovable and beautiful. She's fun to be around everyone loves Frida. One would be crazy not to have Frida in their life she's the most sweetest, prettiest, and funniest girl you'll ever meet.

I just love Frida.

You need a Frida in your life.
If it's not Frida I don't want her.

by Gerald3793 April 16, 2017

Black Friday

Stupid people spending money they don't have on shit they don't need.

HOLY SHIT, THE MICROWAVES ARE ON SALE?! I HAVE TO BUY ALL OF THEM BECAUSE IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!

*slips on a banana peel and gets trampled to death*

by XileLord December 12, 2010

chipotle friday

-a weekly event in which a large gathering of people go to chipotle and consume gargantuan amounts of chipotle burritos, burrito bols, quesadillas, chips, salsa, guacamole, and soda*

-the best thing ever

-where one might witness and become part of bromancing, LOVES, camwhoring

*the event may occasionally precede a trip to a nearby park or other daytime adventures

him: ayo watchu be doin this friday??
her: im hittin up chipotle friday beezy! what else would i be doin?!

by shanigg July 6, 2009