by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004
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"I've seen that movie,it is foring and i almost can't sit through it!Over rated crap!"
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by iiisss April 8, 2010
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1. Angelo was Favring Off one afternoon and thought it would be a good idea to send a photo of himself doing to to Shawn, the hot new intern. Shawn did not appreciate the message and immediately reported Angelo to HR. Angelo said he was sorry and now no one cares anymore.
2. Gina walked into her bedroom to find her husband Tim in the middle of the room Favring Off. Gina gasped and asked him what he was doing to which he replied, "Well, honey, I was trying to decide whether or not to masturbate but now that you're home, it looks like I won't have to." Gina replied, "Uh, yea you do. I'm going to go watch Colbert."
2. Gina walked into her bedroom to find her husband Tim in the middle of the room Favring Off. Gina gasped and asked him what he was doing to which he replied, "Well, honey, I was trying to decide whether or not to masturbate but now that you're home, it looks like I won't have to." Gina replied, "Uh, yea you do. I'm going to go watch Colbert."
by jeffreybruce October 21, 2010
Get the Favring Off mug.Verb. The act of opening your ass cheeks and letting one loose producing a quiet to silent fart. Not to be confused with open hole gas
by definedefinition March 10, 2014
Get the open farting mug.An illusion of farting created by the body language of a group of pranksters who synchronize backing quickly away from a person while grimacing simultaneously as though the stench is intolerable and horrific.
Since adolescence these close friends practiced and honed their cruel phantom farting routine on teachers, their wives, heads of state, and eventually the 45th President of the United States as he stood on the lawn of the White House.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020
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