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Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.
Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.
by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004
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farfing

Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.
Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!
by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008
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Foring

The combination of the words "fucking" and "boring".
"Let's watch "Vanilla Sky" tonight!"
"I've seen that movie,it is foring and i almost can't sit through it!Over rated crap!"
by iiisss April 8, 2010
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Favring Off

1. Standing around and masturbating while wearing nothing but Crocs. This may be followed up by sending an MMS to a young female intern.

2. Standing around naked in Crocs deciding whether or not you feel like masturbating.
1. Angelo was Favring Off one afternoon and thought it would be a good idea to send a photo of himself doing to to Shawn, the hot new intern. Shawn did not appreciate the message and immediately reported Angelo to HR. Angelo said he was sorry and now no one cares anymore.

2. Gina walked into her bedroom to find her husband Tim in the middle of the room Favring Off. Gina gasped and asked him what he was doing to which he replied, "Well, honey, I was trying to decide whether or not to masturbate but now that you're home, it looks like I won't have to." Gina replied, "Uh, yea you do. I'm going to go watch Colbert."
by jeffreybruce October 21, 2010
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open farting

Verb. The act of opening your ass cheeks and letting one loose producing a quiet to silent fart. Not to be confused with open hole gas
In the middle of the lecture jimmy had to fart, so he started open farting
by definedefinition March 10, 2014
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phantom farting

An illusion of farting created by the body language of a group of pranksters who synchronize backing quickly away from a person while grimacing simultaneously as though the stench is intolerable and horrific.
Since adolescence these close friends practiced and honed their cruel phantom farting routine on teachers, their wives, heads of state, and eventually the 45th President of the United States as he stood on the lawn of the White House.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020
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Captain price forward facing execution

Captain price forward facing execution is a sex move, originating from call of duty modern warfare. You blow your load onto the back of her head while sucking a cigar and say "Bravo six going dark".
"Hey babe, wanna try the Captain Price forward facing execution again tonight?"
by W4CKY October 12, 2020
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