FaFF

Fetch a fucking fortune

Boy 1: Did Elvis die on a toilet?
Boy 2: Yea, I think
Boy 1: I bet that toilet would FaFF

by Twohitem January 8, 2010

FARF

Letting a fart that smells so bad, it makes you barf.

The morning after the chili and hard boiled egg and beer festival, my gas was so foul, it made me farf.

Don't come in here! I just farfed and don't want you to be a victim of 2nd hand farfing!

by Tank2112 October 19, 2015

Faffer

Derivative: Faffis/Faffelgaggler

A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.

"We thought she farted on our food at this famous Chicago restaurant, but then we heard her growling in the kitchen 'That's naught ah sowsaage! *burp* *fart* it's naught veegeen, and I'mma veeg! bahhhhhhhh! *burp* *fart*' We then became gravely terrified and returned our food and refused to pay our bill because a Melissa McCarty monster was cooking it. Don't cha know Melissa McCarthy's mating call goes like this 'Bahhhhh! Sowsaaage!' lol damn, she's such a faffer."

by BeefyPonsker July 25, 2017

farfignugen

Of, or pertaining to, Spannerism.

harfy...what?

by Demian June 23, 2003

farfignugan

The completion of the act of rubbing jellied figs in to ones hair and underarms

That farfignugan felt great.

Jerry got farfignuganed twice last night.

by G Love & the Hot Sauce Johnson December 18, 2008

faffer

a welsh name for a fanny

i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i shaged that sheep over thur.

by :~) November 25, 2003

farffle

A female version of a fart.

Woah dude did you just fart?

No it was a farffle, I'm a lady.

by Angelique1101 September 12, 2016