fanny worm

Little bits of rolled up tissue paper that get caught in a ladies beef curtains after using the toilet. A fanny worm in the mouth is one of the most disturbing things that can happen. It will scar you for life.

I was muff diving and all of a sudden I got a huge fanny worm in my mouth. It made me puke all over her lady garden

by Luke June 16, 2006

fanny magnet

A sports car that attracts young ladies.

That car of yours is a real fanny magnet!

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007

Fanny merchant

an extreme bullshitter.
one who tells untruths.

I wouldn't believe a fucking word he says, he's a fanny merchant.

by mitch aka 2 fish December 10, 2007

Fanny Pack

A group of girls. They usually go around looking for handsome guys to date and bang. They usually reside in the forms of cheerleaders, but they are not limited to cheerleaders. The opposite of a fanny pack is a cock flock.
See: Female Gangbang
Cheerleaders
Mistress
Cockflock
Gangbang
Male Slut
Chicks

Fanny pack

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 01, 2017

fanny diesel

An undesirable and unhygenic cocktail of sweat, piss and fanny lube from the fanny of a fat bird. Often pungent, rarley lethal.

"I sat on L-A-S's chair the other day and when I stood up, the backs of my trousers were wet with, what I believe to be, fanny diesel."

by felchmeister general October 29, 2003

Fanny jaffle

A threesome. Sex involving three people - two of which are female. A jaffle is an Australian term for a sealed toasted sandwich. To be sandwiched between two fannies.

You wouldn't believe this guy - he's a social retard but he's had a least three fanny jaffles.

by Brown Dog April 02, 2007

fanny balder

A high quality razor for the female genitalia.

I've never been as smooth since using that fanny balder with a drop of clungeditioner.

by Way-Way February 02, 2023