failsuck

A phenomenon which occurs during the final stages of a bad situation (or failboat), failsuck is the tendency of a situation to consume huge quantities of time and resources before it is corrected, resolved or abandoned. Once a situation collapses under its own 'gravity of fail' it becomes a 'vortex of failsuck' that begins to consume all people, time, and resources in its vicinity.

John left the meeting, but was pulled back in when Steve suggested changing the contract, collapsing the meeting into a vortex of failsuck.

by vaeren April 25, 2009

Faiszah

A very funny and cute person.Any guys who saw her will definitely fall in love w her. She's very genius and also gorgeous. Her pretty eyes will catch everyone's heart.She always being nice around other people eventhough around her enemies. She is a very sweet person and can get nervous easily when with her boyfriend. She loves him but she's too shy to tell him and will express her love in many ways but complicated. She's very outgoing and has a lot of friends from different classes. She never share her problem with anyone else including her family and always keep it by herself. But,despite of that she always listen to others and comfort them. To any guys who got her,don't ever let her go or you will regret it. She only love and trust the person who is first and last is her boyfriend and future husband. She never date with anyone except her future husband. So, you are very lucky dude!

"I wish my sister as sweet as Faiszah" John.

by Ilbeltz zuchraa December 31, 2017

Faisal

A wannabe cool guy that goes to his spot everyday and spend hours smoking cigarettes and weed. He's also bad in everything he does and can't pull any bitches cause he ugly af.

Kid: Look mom there's faisal

Mom: Don't stay around him or you'll also become a useless person that nobody likes.

by The guy who Fucked yo mom November 24, 2021

Failure adventures

A very overused term in GoAnimate Styled Rants Which go!fags keep on using .

7 year old in rant:This show is about (Insert-protagonist here) and (insert protagonist gang here ) And they like to go on failure adventures.
Normal person: Bruh, the failure adventures term is getting overused nowadays, and failure means lack of success.
7 year old kid: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

by DokiYesPeppaNo VGCP January 29, 2023

epic failure

a failure so incredibly unbelievable it will go down in fail history right next to the Chia Pet and Pet Rock.

"Hey, what's 2 + 2?"
"5"
"Epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 18, 2008

epic failure

The 2007 New England Patriots

Owens: Hey Romo, who do we play next week?
Romo: Why, the epic failure, of course!

by dragondance January 11, 2009

Fairuza Syahira

The most beautiful girl in the world. She completes me in every way possible and makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by being with me. She is a girl i can see myself with in 20 years and still having fun with and discovering new things with. When i look into her eyes i get lost but i dont mind the least bit. Her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and make him see the beauty in the world. Her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored. The greatest times I've ever had in my life involve her and i just cant imagine life without her. In short shes my soulmate and she doesent even know it.

i love fairuza syahira sooo damn much

by momoporsche August 22, 2010