Facebook lineage

The unfortunate circumstance of your entire family joining the Facebook universe. - Often results in public internet humility and very wholesome pictures/statuses.

1: I just got a Facebook today!
--3 days later--

Mom: I made a Facebook!
Dad: I made a Facebook!
Brother: I made a Facebook!
Unknown Uncle: I made a Facebook!

Damn Facebook Lineage!

by CrossCountryFool15 August 11, 2010

Facebook audit

The act or practice of de-friending people on Facebook, mainly due to excessive status updates. Although this may apply to the de-friending of individuals, it more commonly refers to going through one's "Friends" list and removing a relatively large number of people, such as people you met at a party once and haven't seen since, friends of exes, and high school classmates that you actually kind of hated.

I just did a Facebook audit and got rid of like fifty friends. I didn't even know who half of those assholes were.

by pocketseizure July 12, 2009

facebook

WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.

Know a friend thats hooked on facebook? Call this toll free hotline: 1-800-ILVFCBK, we have professionals ready to help you.

by Kissabledimplz December 28, 2005

facebook dump

When someone dumps their significant other by changing their facebook relationship status instead of actually saying anything.

I'm not sure if Lottie knows that I dumped her yet. I gave her a facebook dump, but I don't think she's been online today.

by asphalt July 25, 2008

Facebook Breakup

The embarrassing misinformation that goes out to all your friends when one of a couple edits their Facebook profile, and makes a change in relationship status that isn't echoed by their Facebook-listed lover. Suddenly 235 people learn that "Suzie and Sally ended their relationship" and the commiseration starts pouring in.

Honey, did you really leave your wife of ten years, or is that just a Facebook Breakup?

by Miselaineous October 9, 2008

facebook whore

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time on thefacebook.com, consistently adding people they don't know as friends, joining groups, stalking people, etc.

Ken: "Sweet dogg! Caroline added me as a friend on the facebook today! That's basically 100% guaranteed ass-tappage! Giggidy giggidy!"
Mike: "I doubt it, man, that girl has 539 'friends' on there. Total facebook whore. Look, she even added 'Tony Danza' as a friend. I bet Tony hit that, right?"
Ken: "But, but, I, um..."
Mike: "Here, take the latest copy of 'Tig ol' Bitties,' go in the bathroom, and amuse yourself for a while."
Ken: "OK." (does just that)

by Nick D March 7, 2005

Facebook Follow-up

The act of writing on someone's Facebook wall, poking them, or sending them a Bumper Sticker after seeing them or hanging out with them, often to make light of a joke or incident from the hang-out session. Usually pointless, but creates excitement in the form of a new notification.

Girl #1: Matt and I played frisbee together earlier today, and usually he writes on my wall after we hang out. I'm wondering what I did wrong.
Girl #2: What? No Facebook follow-up?
Mother: Kids these days and their inorganic methods of communication.

by RidicYule July 27, 2008