You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

boo boo the fool 

something your black mom isn't.

mom: i don't know who you think i am, but i'm not one of your little friends or boo boo the fool.

boo boo the fool by peytonbitchezzz July 17, 2016

The Fool's Sip

The Fool's Sip is the subconscious reflex of a lying man in panic.

I know he's lying cause he Took the Fool's Sip when I asked him what happened

The Fool's Sip by OtherwiseFox July 25, 2022

April Fool's Day 

The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.

"Mom, I'm pregnant!"

"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**

"...Happy April Fool's Day..."

April Fool's Day by jaycubed31 April 1, 2009

done raised a fool 

Reference to a parent who failed to raise a child near their potential.

Marquis: Jerome ran out of gas and the cops caught his ass after he robbed that liquor store.
Lashonda: That boy mama done raised a fool!

done raised a fool by Pizzlej January 20, 2019

incompetent fool

An incompetent fool is someone who is incapable of completing the most simplest of tasks.

This man can't even turn on the hose. What an incompetent fool.

incompetent fool by Space Boy Mcoi January 11, 2016

pity the fool 

Infamous Mr.T quote.

"I pity the fool, thug or soul that tries to take over the world, then goes home cryin' to his mama" - Mr T

pity the fool by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004