by FUCK YOUR MOTHER 69 June 18, 2024
A cat that can survive up to 10 Kilotons of TNT. However, when it encounters anything living it explodes with the force of 10 Kilotons of TNT.
I almost died on my hiking trip! One of those Exploding Tomcats tried to get me, but I scared it off.
Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...
This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat
Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...
This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat
by The WanderingTrader April 09, 2020
A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.
by applejuice time January 09, 2018
by MaHmY October 06, 2018
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by Jerrod from subway June 20, 2017
This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018