Evans

A really good Trombone player, almost god- like, Masterful

"Damn, this dude is such an Evans."

by BoneGuy March 14, 2017

Evan

A Fuck Boi

That guy is such an Evan

by urmomdatboi May 25, 2017

Evans

A sexy light skin nigga that can be low key freaky behind the scenes and on the low low

Get u a Evans nigga he like girls name that start with a j

by Jarriyah December 5, 2018

evan

A man who you Want to have. Kind, loving, beautiful,and hansome. A person you want to start a family with. Some one you want to be friends with. The one you want to love for the rest of your life.

Evan: a man you want to love and care for.

by The_One_And_ Only_Panda_Lover October 8, 2017

Evan

An Evan is super thicccc! he is very promiscuous and you will often find him stoned eating pizza and more. his perfect date consists of tequila and trisha paytas videos!

“Those Evan’s are really messing with my GAME.”

by Aut Dawg October 11, 2019

Evaning

Admitting defeat to your opponent or opponent’s fans before the contest is even remotely close to being over in hopes that it’ll reverse jinx your team into winning

Guy 1: “Congrats on the win man!”
Guy 2: “Quit evaning me right now, it’s not even halftime yet and you’re only down by a touchdown”

by MuruTheGuru December 23, 2018

Evan

The sexist man on earth everyone looks up to him, he looks down on everyone and everything because he is 6’5 and a man of strength. He can beat anyone in a fight as he is trained in every martial art to ever exist and he is overall, just perfect no one is better than him.

Woah! That’s Evan Oh my god I need an auto graph!!

by Evan (True form) October 15, 2019