A gorgeous guy who is adorable, sweet, funny, very very loving, and who will do anything for the girl he loves. Also, extremely sexy and very good in bed. He's sometimes obsessed with silly things like eclipse'. But that changes nothing about how amazing he is. He also works at mcdonals (sexiest mcdonalds worker in the world!) and plays guitar. All the bitches want him. Their always hoppin' on his dick but he already has a wife.
by loveyouuubabe415 October 11, 2011
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Ethan, I'm in love with you more than I have ever been with anyone else...I'll never be able to forget about you.
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They should change the name of eharmony to eharpoon. America's #1 website to harpoon a whale.
They should change the name of eharmony to eharpoon. America's #1 website to harpoon a whale.
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