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Evangelo Behavior

When a person, namely a friend, is doing something rather abstract and/or out of said person's normal behavior. Generally referring to something of a sexual nature.
Friend 1: "Have you seen how (person) has been acting lately?"
Friend 2: Yes. (Person) been on some straight Evangelo Behavior.
by mrmortifier November 24, 2021
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Evangeline

Anyone called Evangeline, is a keeper. Evangeline is tall, blonde and pale, but that does not define her personality. Evangeline likes to break stereotypes, argue her point and debate her way out of any argument.
Evangeline has the best resting bitch face ever.
Look! I'ts Evangeline in all her glory
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Gemma Evangeline

One of the best girls a man can meet. She's a bit shy and awkward but that's the charm of her. She's also beautiful, and could be considered a stunner. She knows how to bring anyones mood up, and can stand up for herself. She is not without flaws though, like everyone, but the things that make her great far out-weigh the very few cons there are. If you are lucky enough to be in a relationship with one, you are very lucky. She is a great listener and remembers every word you say, and can also tell you facts about you you may not even know. She is generally a very open person, but some facts are kept for the very important people in her life. All in all, if you are ever lucky enough to find yourself with a Gemma, don't ever let go of it.
Evangeline is a outgoing girl who always puts her friends first. She has interest in most things, from Xbox, makeup and drawring,she likes it all! She is a very emotional person but doesn't show it to anyone. She is very shy when you first meet her, but once you gain her trust she will break out and become a funny, amazing person. Evangeline is a must need in any friend group, she will always try her best to cheer you up. Evangeline can sometimes be short-tempered but her friends can always make her smiley again. Always make friends with an Evangeline. Evangeline normally shortens to Evie.
Gemma Evangeline ? Oh you are so lucky to have that girl in your life
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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evangelizing secularists

Proponents of the myth of the Separation of Church and State who, suffering from Jehovahphobia, do their level best to eliminate any reference to religion, especially Christian religion, from public life.
In the U.S., it's unconstitutional to pass any "law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof." Therefore, evangelizing secularists persuade the courts to set precedents that have the effect of regulating religion and the free exercise thereof.
by Downstrike December 11, 2004
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evangelion

Neon Genesis Evangelion is the most controversial anime series ever, in that one either loves it or hates it.
Those who hate it cite the horrible, shallow, shrill-voiced and inexplicably-motivated characters, the endless banter of sci-fi "who cares, it's made up" technojargon, and the slow-and-go trafficjam pacing.
A typical episode has this ratio: 60 seconds of MECHA BATTLE THRILLING EXPLOSIONS MISSLE LAUNCH HUGE DETAILED SMOKE CLOUDS IN DEVASTAING DETAIL!... encased by 21 minutes of camera panning over stillframe or two-cel animation that makes Speed Racer look sophisticated.
Fans often cite the show's "religious" references as evidence of the depth of the story, because nothing's more relevent and just-plain-cool than gnostic and Jewish mysticism. Why, just last Sunday, Reverend Hushpuppy used the parable of the prodigal Shinji and his father in the sermon.
Of course, I'm kidding - Shinji is a whiny little bitch, and any boy/man who empathizes with his character doesn't deserve the endowments of the gender.
It's said over and over that Neon Genesis Evangelion is the highest rated anime series ever. Maybe they watch the subbed and not the dubbed version - which features the most hamfisted acting voice talent imaginable - so that the subtitles are where the REAL story is. Maybe when they gush about the animation quality, they were just confused and actually thinking about another show playing somewhere very far away.
So, forget the depth and relevence of "Paranoia Agent," or the animation quality of the "Ghost in the Shell" spinoffs, or the humor of "Azumanga Daiyoh," or the driving storyline of "Cowboy Bebop" - apparently Eva has it all, plus lots of Rule 34 hentai to support it. So if you watch Eva, and you're thinking the emperor just isn't wearing any clothes here, YOU'RE the idiot and there's something wrong with YOU.
Despite everything wrong with Neon Genesis Evangelion and everyone who enjoys it, Rei is hot.
by boo maga November 19, 2006
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evangelical

Modern day nazi's. They brainwash there followers using group hysteria, which Hitler used. They try to convert everything that moves by forcing people to beleive what they think. They consider themselves an army of god, ready to fight for his bidding.

They are also hypocrite's. E.G. Ted haggard , who is one of the pastor's at a mega church i colorado, paid a male prostitute to butt fuck him after condeming gays and homosexual activity. He asked forgiveness and was forgiven and "cured", but if any one else who wasnt evangelical did that they would not be forgiven ( like Bill Clinton).
Evangelicals are such asshole hypocrite's.
by atkins December 15, 2008
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Ewangasm

To orgasm while listening to Ewan McGregor sing, listening to him talk, or just seeing him.
I started watching Moulin Rouge, and it was just one ewangasm after another! He makes me feel SO GOOD.
by lovelylola November 30, 2010
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