emont

a term for a stupid person who always gets drunk and lets people take advantage of them

Big Pinsk:yo man lets go to that honkey emonts house tonight and watch him get drunk. then we can chuff some rigs
J-LIB:aight well trash the place

by Lokey May 3, 2005

Edmonds

A town in western washington about 20 miles north of seattle in witch has the most police officers, asians, and over the hill people per capita of normal people anyone could ever dream or nightmare of.

Teen no.1 "Dude lets go to downtown Edmonds and check out the babes!"

Teen no.2 "you really are a fag aren't you?"

by Robert from the halfway house. October 16, 2008

Edmonton

Capital city of Alberta,

About a million people . Most of them are quite nice, and in some parts, like white ave, they're really fun and unique.

Of course we're not the best city in the world, but we are better than Calgary.

The only thing wrong with us.. And come on, my fellow Edmontonians, you have to agree,

we are horrible for crime. We're the crime capital of Canada.

Whoopiee for us.

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!!! :D

Edmonton is the best at Hockey
"Who one the hockey game tonight?" "The Edmonton Oilers"
______ was killed in Edmonton

by Noneofyour Business August 25, 2011

eatons neck

a small peninsula off of northport. connects to northport by asharoken road which is patrold by the world famous nazi asharoken police dept. (word of advice if your driving on asharoken and go over 32mph there pulling you over).Eaton's neck is a good little town it is upper middle class unfortinaly becoming infested with yuppies. It is home to the Eatons neck FD who managed to burn down there own fire house but overall a good group.eatons neck does have a club called the POENB (property owners of eatons neck beach) they do nothing. you just get a cool sticker every year.In conclusion eatons neck is a great place for all kinds of thing especially some late night drinking etc. so come visit

Hobart beach-good drinkin
Sluce-good drinkin spot
Woods(eatons neck is a jungle)

by E-BLOCK December 30, 2005

Edmonton

An often misunderstood city with a rich proud history and a reputation for not TAKIN ANY SHIT! Situated in the Center of Alberta, it is the Capital and last bastion for anything resembling culture and open mindedness in this cold, god forsaken red neck province. It is filled with a million people of different backgrounds who prefer to mind their own business rather than risk getting dealt with. A place where police get NO LOVE (unlike Calgary) and gangstas still live by a code gotdammit! A city full of the most exquisite...friendly...intelligent females per capita than most any other N.American city. And they are all too willing to prove themselves during the short summer season! A place where idividuals can express themselves and are not judged SOLELY by how much money they make.
A wonderful place where if you act right and treat others with respect you usually get the same in return. But if you come with all that tuff talk, you WILL get your bluff called! And if you disrespect the wrong ppl you WILL get laid down quick!!

I thought Edmonton was on some slow ass prairie shit but I was DEAD wrong! That place is as real as it gets.

by Tre Seven September 8, 2009

Mr. Eaton

Worlds Greatest Math Teacher. Quite often seen standing outside the classroom swinging his keys and talking to everyone like hes a kid. Loves the Big Bang Theory and needs to grow back his curls.

<3

HEYYY Mr. Eaton did you watch the big bang theory last night?

by Lorie Lou November 3, 2010

Eammon Holmes

Presenter of GMTV and other deritive tv programmes, from the land of ireland.

Eammon Holmes ate my hamster

by Simon Chandler February 18, 2005