Put a duvet on it

When a floater doesn't flush away and you don't have time for a second flush so you cover it with toilet paper and tuck it in for the night or until the next person flushes.

"Why won't you sink? I don't have time for this. I'll put a duvet on it.

by Crunchbarcunt September 13, 2019

singing a duet with the mayor

To miss a person real or fictional

"I miss them so much I'm singing a duet with the mayor!"

by Dale Horgan September 2, 2021

Like a duvet

When you love someone so much you just can’t get enough of them.

Jessica is so in love with Shaun, when she sees him she’s all over him like a duvet

by Jess_Rabbit July 31, 2023

ping pong duvet

Ballsack, or the protect skin cover around the testicles

Man my ping pong duvet is itchy as shit

by ChungledownBim January 5, 2024

Organ grinder’s duet

The sound of two people having passionate sex.

I couldn’t sleep due to the organ grinder’s duet next door.

by 3hourtour June 1, 2024

organ grinder duet

loud sex

I couldn’t sleep because of the organ grinder duet next door.loud sex

by 3hourtour June 7, 2024

two boys fighting under a duvet

When a person with a big ass is walking along and her backside moves like two boys fighting under a duvet

Did you see the size of Jess’s ass, looks like two boys fighting under a duvet

by Jessica_rabbit78 October 8, 2023