It is a logical fallacy that can be identified as when someone says something so absolutely ridiculous and stupid you just want to slap them with your dick because they seriously believe the shit they're saying.
My Roommate: Seriously, if Flash ran into space fast enough he would take all of the air with him.
Me: It really doesn't work that way.
My Roommate: You're fucking stupid, how the fuck did you even get into college?
Me: That is a textbook no true douchebag fallacy *dick slap to the face*
Me: It really doesn't work that way.
My Roommate: You're fucking stupid, how the fuck did you even get into college?
Me: That is a textbook no true douchebag fallacy *dick slap to the face*
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Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.
Kate: I’d rather die.
Kate: I’d rather die.
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Noun: The popped collar on polo shirts. Traits attributed to collar poppers are arrogance and some times delusions of grandeur.
Those flying the douche bag flag are often called assholes or womanizers, and most have trouble running game. Douche bag flaggers wearing pink are flying the flag extra high.
Those flying the douche bag flag are often called assholes or womanizers, and most have trouble running game. Douche bag flaggers wearing pink are flying the flag extra high.
Girl 1: This party's pretty gross. Who's that hottie over there?
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: The guy with the faux hawk, aviators, and popped collar?
Girl 2: I can't tell which dude out of the frat pack you're talking about, but they're all douche bag flaggin'. I mean, if you want to get drunk and sleep with an asshole, be my guest, but you'll wake up full of herps and regret.
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: The guy with the faux hawk, aviators, and popped collar?
Girl 2: I can't tell which dude out of the frat pack you're talking about, but they're all douche bag flaggin'. I mean, if you want to get drunk and sleep with an asshole, be my guest, but you'll wake up full of herps and regret.
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Get the Douche Dragon mug.Hey check out that dude's Ed Hardy T-shirt and the pointy shoes. He's wearing the latest in douche couture!
by 6FTJ400 August 2, 2012
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"I heard that Jeb hooked up with that Jersey girl from Haggers" - Josh
"Yea he used the douche technique!" "Worked on the dumb brunette turned blonde!" - Benny
"Yea he used the douche technique!" "Worked on the dumb brunette turned blonde!" - Benny
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