drunktion

Drunk action, usually in the form of one night stands/booty calls after a big night out.

man i was wasted last night, i stopped by jen's place on the way home for a bit of drunktion.

by the original anarchist March 17, 2009

drunktender

Adj.: a designated driver that must also tend to the needs of the drunks they are driving around. Drunktenders are usually requested to do more than drive, i.e. help the drunk find their keys, pants, glasses, cell phone, dignity etc. A drunktender may also intervene a stop a fight or prevent a bad hook-up.

"no thanks bartender, I'm not drinking tonight, I'm the drunktender for these jerks"

by printhog August 29, 2009

drunktardedness

A state in which a person was drunk and acting like a retarded idiot.

"Wait, did you see all of them with their drunktardedness last Saturday?"

"He said that in total drunktardedness."

by xvietdelitex February 5, 2010

Drunkticity

A strong combination of drinking excessively the night prior and firing up the next morning

aaron "danielle i can't believe that we just drank 3 margaritas and an irish car bomb within 3 hours after being super wasted 6 hours prior"

danielle "i know...drunkticity"

by DaniAaronChicago January 16, 2010

Drunction

A junction with a liquor store on each corner

I'm going on a beer run, anything you want from the drunction?

by imgoodish December 14, 2010

Drunktractive

The state of taking good pictures/ generally looking especially good while drunk.

A: You look really good in this picture. B: Thanks, I was super drunk! A:Well, I guess you're just drunktractive!

by KittyKat5 April 7, 2011

Drunkstation

The art of coming home drunk and playing whatever currently resides in your playstation 3 console, whether it be a game, dvd, or blu-ray disc simply to enjoy an end-of-the-night activity before passing out. This usually follows a particularly disappointing bout of drunk-booking.

That girl wasn't on facebook when I got home, so I just laid down and let the drunkstation do the work.

by charlestowntrevor June 3, 2011