Dressage

Ballet for horses.... the most refined and difficult horse riding out there... great to watch. If dressage was cheap and easy, it would be called western

A: so i went to a dressage show this weekend. Those horses are amazing!

by seriouslyrita October 27, 2008

Drops of Jupiter

Going out into the world and discovering everything including yourself. As heard in the famous song by Train.

"Now that she's back in the atmosphere with drops of Jupiter in her hair."

by Heyheyb December 1, 2015

Sequence Dress

Ghetto slang for a dress made of sequined fabric. I first heard this used on Ru Paul's Drag Race when trashy queen Roxy Andrews said she was planning on wearing a "sequence dress" clearly meaning a dress with sequins. Right. At first I assumed Roxy was just a bit thick in the head, but not long after, I heard a friend of mine with somewhat similar background use the exact same expression/mispronunciation.

Under-educated Drag Queen: "Gurl, I"m gonna look fierce tonight in that black sequence dress!

English speaker: "Do you mean a dress with sequins?"
Under-educated Drag Queen: "Bitch, what you talk'in? One sequence, two sequence. You know, a sequence dress. Hello?!"
English speaker: "Yeah, the word is SEQUIN. One sequin, two sequins, a sequined gown."
Under-educated Drag Queen: "Why you throw'in shade bitch? I'll cut you!"
English speaker: "What?"
Under-educated Drag Queen: "We're through, lady. I don't need you getting in the way of my fabulous ass. This bitch is serving fish, hunty."

by Lovecrafty April 25, 2013

Dress blues

The sexiest dress uniform in the entirety of the military worn proudly by members of the United States Marine Corps and envied by all. Who are the Marines you ask? The few, the proud, the baddest motherfuckers available, who you call when it absolutely must be destroyed overnight.

Oorah & Semper Fi.

Girl one: Yea, my man is a Marine and he wears dress blues..... feel free to be jealous.
Girl two: *is extremely jealous because she realizes her civilian boyfriend will never be a hot Marine in dress blues or digigreens and responds by whimpering*

<p><a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/dress%20blues/carrancofg/dress%20blues/mafiame.jpg?o=84" target="_blank"><img src="http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q298/carrancofg/dress%20blues/mafiame.jpg"></a></p>

by A.McGee January 13, 2009

Blonde in the Black Dress

A term for a pint of Guinness beer.

Mickey: "Ma, see ya later. I'm off to the pub."
Ma: "Mickey, watch out for the Blonde in the Black Dress!"

by ChicagoJoe February 17, 2006

Best dress-up sweatpants

The best pair of sweatpants that someone owns who habitually finds wearing sweatpants in public other than to the gym to any and all occasions (i.e. weddings, dates, the bar, etc.) acceptable.

I am going to wear my best dress-up sweatpants to Olive Garden for our first date.

by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009

Turtle Dress

A dress that is so short, you can almost see the woman's vagina aka snapper.

"Dude, did you see that chick in the turtle dress standing at the bar"?

"What's a turtle dress"?

"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!

by nitkilla September 27, 2012