Dove-tailing

The act of two men smashing their genitals together. Much like two women scissoring.

Tom and Erik enjoy Dove-tailing.

by Codeword505 September 06, 2021

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Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 08, 2023

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Dove Bar

The feces-coated penis of a Caucasian male.

After plowing Jennifer's ass for a good ten minutes, Jimmy offered her steaming-fresh Dove Bar.

by MTroadtripper September 14, 2011

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Ebony Dove

A term for an ebony, chocolate, or darker-skinned woman who’s obsessed with chill tan dudes—like @fuckmass on Instagram, the one who inspired this whole concept. Shoutout to him for defining the vibe and setting the standard. Big love to all the chocolate women who resonate with this—y’all are the real ones. The DMs are always open!

1. “Bro, don’t even try—she’s an Ebony Dove. If you’re not a tan dude with chill vibes like @fuckmass, you don’t stand a chance.”

by FMASS December 09, 2024

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Mid-day Dove

A mid-day dove person is neither a night owl or an early bird. This person is at their most active point between the hours of 3pm to 6pm... if lucky, maybe 7.

Charlie: Hey, it's 9am let's go for breakfast!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

Charlie: Hey, it's too late for lunch and too early for dinner but do you want to grab a bite anyway?

Brandy: SURE!
Charlie: Wow, you're such a mid-day dove.

Charlie: Hey, let's go out to a bar tonight!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

by P3PIPER November 02, 2018

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