douche nozzle

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.

1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.

by sowcow50 May 25, 2005

Douche Box

Used to describe a person that is extremely annoying. Stronger term than douche bag.

You've just been upgraded to a douche box, because a bag can't hold all your douche.

by Corny poops December 22, 2008

Cam Douche

A Cam Douche is a type of 'Douche' that make and post pretencious videos of themselves on YouTube. They often have more than one video of their annoying face and voice, ranting about a topic to annoy people and or reply back to a 'hater'. They feel they are some sort of 'Internet Star', but in truth we laugh at them.

"Chris Crocker is such a Cam Douche!

by vx gas attack September 30, 2007

Douche Canoe

Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.

"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"

by Dino V. February 19, 2007

Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville

King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.

Ryan is such an enourmous douche, he has been renamed Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville.

by fuckyouryan March 24, 2010

douche flute

A personal vaporizer

Look, another guy in a fedora sucking on a douche flute!
<puff>, <hat tip>, "M'lady..."

by fivebags July 30, 2015

Double Douche Canoe

Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.

You're a real double douche canoe.

by harlequinxx July 30, 2010