double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.

A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"

by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009

double-dip-the-stick

When a male is simultaneously seeing two females, attempting to have sexual relations with both of them.

James: What's John doing wrong?

Jeremy: He's totally trying to double-dip-the-stick!

John: This could work.

by Yoakem January 30, 2009

Double Slapping

In a game of zombies on "call of duty world at war" where a zombie simultaneously hits you with both arms in a windwill formation.

Woah help! These zombies are Double Slapping!

by C Bubz August 11, 2010

Double Barrel Slingshot

Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.

He found it and I thought it'd be easier to tell him its a Double Barrel Slingshot.

by Dweebster August 30, 2010

double chinning

The act of laying down, looking down at some sort of device on your chest, and scrolling aimlessly through every social media network and letting the time as well as your youth pass on by. This causes not only a double chin but isolation amongst your friends and family.

"Hey what are you up to?"

"Not much, just double chinning."

by CRobare July 9, 2014

Double coconut

when a black man ejaculates inside you twice

Bobby gave Emily a double coconut and now she is pregnant

by frick knows March 3, 2015

double-wanger doppelgänger

When an identical twin who has two dicks swaps with his twin to fuck his twin's wife.

Oddly my wife didn't complain when my bro and I pulled the ole double-wanger doppelgänger.

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016