I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 2, 2023

Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.

I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!

by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024

dorknobber

to be ones dorknobber
to nob on ones dork

i love you mah little dorknobber!
ie:

Your just jealous i'm not nobbin your dork!

by mo0nie May 1, 2008

Doorknocker

A discriminatory word used against those who follow the religion of Mormonism. This is because of the tendency for Mormons to go door to door trying to spread their religion/ book.

"Who was just at the door, honey?"
"Oh, just one of those Doorknockers."

by soymbean October 26, 2022

Doorknocker

Mormons.
Commonly referred to as such because of their practice of going door knocking.

"who's that at the door?" "Just a pair of doorknockers."

by SilverDante May 19, 2025

electronic doorknock

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception who is trying to call or text message you

The family member got an electronic doorknock from their aunt about a minute before she called.

by Coop Dupe April 28, 2020

Liberal Doorknocker

The nose peirceing in the middle of nostrils ,that signify that you our anti trump and want the world to know it!!! Too woke for the side of nose , put your bull headed ideals in the front

Some Karen with her liberal doorknocker just keyed my neighbor’s Tesla !

by Jmcconn12345 March 21, 2025