dichotomy

The cutting off of one's penis while sleeping by an enraged spouse.

The police stated that Mrs. Bobbit performed the dichotomy without a hitch!

by ouch August 25, 2003

Dishon

Somebody that has a good side and a bad side. Someone who likes a girl but can't get her. Someone who is a pacifist.

Dishon is half good half bad. Dishon is a pacifist.

by hbffrf July 12, 2010

Dirthole

an especially skanky male or female that accepts rear entry

Man that bitch is such a dirthole!

by charisma kink March 16, 2009

Dishotomy

/dis'hotemi/ A misleading differentiation between two (or more) phenomena that are properly viewed as identical.

- There are all these lame people everywhere, and only a few of us that are truly cool, original and special!
- What a dishotomy, my love. For we're just as lame as everyone else.
- I don't like you anymore.

by schmooz September 25, 2009

dilhow

an acronym for dad i'd like to hang out with. inspired by the all-famous milf.

Dude, I heard Ross' dad still smokes bud. I'd call him a dilhow.

by his pseudonym July 16, 2011

ditheism

The belief in the existence of two entities (as one good and one evil).

I believe in ditheism, for two opposite forces, one male and evil and the other good and female, or vice versa, makes a lot of sense and helps explain the neutrality of our universe.

by Supermanprime666 February 4, 2013

Ditto

Literally anything you want it to mean.

“Hey do you know what’s on the math test?” “Ditto, I didn’t take it”

by Valid_Ditto_User June 6, 2020