Fuck You Discount

When a discount isn't actually usable because the people selling the item put rules on it to prevent it from being capitalized

Steve: "Aw man, these chips are buy one get one half off, but they're limiting one bag per customer!"
Eric: "Wow, talk about a real Fuck You Discount."

by Kevin2030 February 14, 2021

Self-discounted

Having the feeling of someone breaking inside of your house

And you can’t defend yourself because you’re too aware and scared.

Oh no I feel self-discounted

by GHXSTRXDER October 8, 2023

Discount Mario

Any person, but especially a man, being openly and offensively misogynistic toward any person identifying as female.

"Hey Suzie, watch out for John, he tried to tell me women don't deserve equal pay because they were inferior. He was totally being a Discount Mario"

by Disposabledarling November 30, 2020

family discount

when a large group of people,mainly mexicans or of latino decent, go to taco bell they get a large sum of there check discounted, hence the family discount

hey joe i heard you got the family discount at taco bell the other night when you and your family went as a group!

by dix delicious November 4, 2009

Discount Hans

Austrians

Austrians are just discount Hans in denial

by niggerhater500001 May 10, 2023

eso discount

1. The act of hitting a lick at the store, usually in Newmarket, Auckland. Individuals using the eso discount may experience low levels of remorse because they descend from a long line of fuck-ups or straightened circumstances.

2. To unlawfully remove from a place of business.

"g are we paying for this?"
"hala g, eso discount"

by eso_merchant May 5, 2025

Discount Double Check

When you're sitting across from your buddy and kick both of your legs up giving him a shin and a cup check at the same time.

Why is Nick in so much pain?
Jeff gave him a discount double check while they were sitting down having a cigarette.

by Doctor.Green July 6, 2025