Dollar Dingus

The act of inserting coins into the male urethra, in the hope that the coinage violently exits the penis during climax, entering the recipient's body metaphorically completing the transaction.
Person 1: "Jamie hit me with a huge Dollar Dingus last night, he even let me keep the change!"
Person 2: "Cha Ching! What a deposit!"
by August 11, 2024
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Dingus Khan

Sister of Genghis. One whose actions call into question the competence/mental capacity of said person.
My sister-in-law is a real Dingus Khan.

Scene: your wife trips and falls.

Husband: “Jesus Christ, Dingus Khan.”
by Blue Magic July 21, 2024
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When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.
I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.
by Your gbf May 07, 2020
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Chicken Dingus

A younger brother who tends to have a low IQ. He makes stupid decisions. Thus, naming himself the nick name chicken dingus.
Wassup Chicken Dingus!
by XL Booty November 12, 2019
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white dingus

When you talk about the white dingus, you’re speaking of a large white male of epic proportions, extremely well endowed and their first name is Brent.
Met a dude named Brent, could tell he was a white dingus.
by White Dingus October 02, 2021
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Dingus-hopper

A person who does stupid things because of ignorance or sheer stupidity.
Someone leans forward to smell a fresh batch of cookies, comes too close and burns their lip on the baking tray. "Ayden, you're such a dingus-hopper! Be more careful!"
by DrewskiG March 29, 2019
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