Dingle Raisins

Clumps of dry shit that clings on a man's dick pubes that he got after dirty butt sex.

Don't ever bang someone who has diarrhea, you'll get dingle raisins...

by Yaka yaka December 20, 2013

dingleboogie

A somewhat noticeable bag of mucus hanging from one's nostrils, seeming to be falling, though remaining there either by constant sniffing or magic. See dingleberry.

Look Sal, Bill's got a dingleboogie the size of an egg!

by mamabirdie September 3, 2016

Dingle cheek

Someone who is a stupid head, or who is just not with it.

My friend gage is such a dingle cheek.

by Crop duster 02 February 26, 2017

dinglecracka

A dinglecracka is when a boy and a girl have sex in their parents home when the house is empty. The lights go off and her shit-covered thong is left on the floor. When they hear a noise downstairs, they scramble to put clothes on. Since the lights are off, the girl puts the shit-covered thong on backwards. Therefore, the shit-covered thong is sucked into the vagina crack; aka the dinglecracka.

*Alex and Nick have sex in Alex's room*

During intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. They rush to put clothes on and Alex puts her thong on backwards.

Nick: That was a close one! Your dad almost caught us.

Alex: I know, that was really scary. So scary I didn't even realize that I put my thong on backwards.

Nick: OH NOOOO! DID you just give yourself dinglecrackas?

by VibratingNut June 20, 2017

dingleberry peacebridge

A dingleberry that connects from frontal pubic hairs to your anus

Owww that made my ass hurt ... I must have a dingleberry peacebridge.

by BIG CHUNKY June 25, 2017

dingledoofer

A term for a penis. Parents may use this term with younger males instead of dick, cock, or even meat missle.

I told my Mom I had to pee, she told me to tie my dingledoofer in a knot. I said it wasn't long enough.

by Gottapee July 1, 2017

Dingle Berry Dab

The art of being able to caress a dingle berry, left behind after a colossal poop, off your bunghole before wiping. This keeps from smearing the dingle berry up and down your butt crack as you wipe and decreases the amount of toilet paper needed to clean up the chaos.

“Wow Jim, that was a fast poop and there is very little paper in the toilet. I could have sworn I saw a dingle berry on your bunghole."

"You did Kevin, it's all about the dingle berry dab though."

by Bush thruster August 9, 2017