Nord Dilemma

When you're unsure if you should play skyrim or jack off.

Billy was playing skyrim and encountered the nord dilemma when he saw Helga the Bootylicious and wasn't sure if he should keep playing or flick the old arctic bean. But then he took an arrow to the knee.

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017

battleship dilemma

The problem of seeing what the other player is doing while playing a video game.

"You're going to run on this play, so I'm going to blitz."
"Crikey what a battleship dilemma!"

by BlueTempest1986 January 16, 2017

frank dileo

The cutest and most charming boy I've ever seen. He is very athletic, he enjoys sports including baseball and basketball. He loves spending time wit his family and friends. If you have a friend who's name is Frank dileo, make sure that you never loose him.

Me: frank dileo is so cute, did you see that hit in practice, he's so good at baseball.

Friend: I know right, do you have a crush on him

Me:no

Friend: really??

Me:OK, mabey a little

by ramdom girl July 8, 2017

Marine dilemma

Luck and bad luck at the same time; unusual event that requires unusual response; event that has an aura of uniqueness

So you’ve met this amazing girl, but she’s from different country? Man, that’s some proper marine dilemma - you’re gonna have to come with a solution, you’ve never used before.

by Mr.Nobody2 January 1, 2020

Orange dilemma

When your sister brings home her first boyfriend, and you have to contemplate whether or not you fuck her.

Was telling the lads the other night, I had an orange dilemma last week...no fingernails left.

by Dutchy247 January 31, 2020

Denise DiLeo

Denise DiLeo is a very nice, caring person. She can sometimes be a bitch, but most of the time nice. Denise's' usually work at Home Depot and aren't happy. Denise likes to video tape embarrassing videos and or photos of her family/friends. Denise usually complains about her job and smokes. Not a lot of people like her, but she can be nice sometimes.

Denise DiLeo is a hard-working bitch that loves to watch movies.

by Ross178 February 17, 2020

urban dilemma

The known sentiment that there is a 50/50 chance of a word's definition on UD either being mildly amusing or critically unfunny.

Tom: Bro! I just looked up a word on Urban Dictionary

Michael: And as such you have fallen into the Urban Dilemma

by KeinDragon September 8, 2020