dickdork

A fool, someone who says or does stupid things, usually named Stilts. An insult.

You are wrong Dickdork, I shagged your mum yeserday AND today.

by CrownFalls September 23, 2004

dicktard

Someone who is both a dick and a tard.

Jon Stewart is the world's biggest dicktard.

see also Bill Maher,Sean Penn and David Spade

by ponce killer September 21, 2005

Dicktree

Anyone who is dumb enough to think their chest muscles are called peckers.

Guy 1: Man, I could knock you out with my peckers.

Guy 2: Dude, you are such a dicktree

by Heavy Herman April 14, 2009

Dicktok

Dicktok , Dictok or Diktok

When you offer her the dick mid tiktok?

Ex:

Boo: hey you want to do it ?
Babe: I'm mid tiktok.
Boo : I'll give you this Dicktok . You can watch it grow.

by DooDooMagoo1 February 11, 2021

dickorate

The act of placing dicks (also known as penis') virtually everywhere. The dicks can be real or faux, and can be anywhere, as long as they're everywhere.

-Tim drew a picture of a fat person.
-Brandon stole the picture and dickorated it.

by Still Not Goyle February 5, 2009

Dickorexia

Nervous loss of one's sex drive. Unable to perform in bed.

I got this big hard cock her but my wife doesn't want to ride it, because she hade dickorexia.

by Pookiebarr October 4, 2010

Dickorate

To decorate a person, place, or thing with various dick paraphernalia or drawings.

Chad's passed out, lets dickorate his face, bro!

by Joey, The Dickorator December 18, 2015