weapon of mass destruction

what G.W. could not find and has many of at his ranch in texas. that cheap prick.

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.

Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."

by sukebe November 10, 2008

weapons of mass destruction

Used by Iraq on the Kurds a few years ago, therefore proving they had them.

by Truthseeker October 8, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon, particularly from the twentieth century, which harms large numbers of people when deployed.

George Bush, Microsoft, the CNN newsbar, the Big Brother housemates, Antarctica

by Medusa July 4, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

A really steaming hot curry.

Sh!t!! That curry i had last night is a real weapon of ass destruction AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH MY RING!!!

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

mutually assured destruction

When America, China, Great Britain, or some gay third world country decides to drop an A-bomb or H-bomb on Canada and/or Israel, resulting in some other big country and/or third world country going PMS-style and reducing the whole world to ashes, therefore leaving the sole survivors with testicular cancer.

Dude, I heard they found big weapons in the Middle East.

Well if it comes down to mutually assured destruction, I'd rather die than get that cancer crap.

Hell yeah!

by Mela August 29, 2003

Weapon of Monitor Destruction

Rumoured to be a secret military project that went wrong, Weapons of Monitor Destruction or WOMDs are completely denied by all respective agencies. There is mounting proof that manganaro is a WOMD due to a classroom incident that took place recently. Possibly another side effect of MBD.

"Watch out dude, that guy is a WOMD, better hide your computer!"

by D.E March 18, 2004