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fox news dementia

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual watches too much Fox News. Said individual becomes grumpy, paranoid, fearful, and only speaks in nonsensical sound bites. Can be contagious.
"What's wrong with Dad?"
"He's been watching Bill O'Reilly for days so the Fox News Dementia has set in."
by Witty Mommy April 1, 2015
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Demeter

Greek God of fertilty and awesome name for a dog!
hey Demeter come meet her! :)
by Demeterisawesome April 18, 2010
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Mad Decent

Exceedingly mediocre. So 5/10 that it is notable.
"How'd you like that burger?"
"Eh, it was mad decent."
by AyanFaust October 6, 2021
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dementicated

Extremely demented, or entirely messed up looking as if it really was demented. Stupid or dumb looking.
Person 1: Did you see Steve's broken arm without the cast?

Person 2: Yeah, it was really dementicated.
by KayleighRae June 10, 2008
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Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
by Me February 26, 2003
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Dementor

Someone who is in the fringe of your group of friends who is tolerated because it would be a shame to tell them to Fuck off!
They also have some strange ability to turn even the funniest momements into akward ones and sap all happiness from those around.
Person 1 : Never invite jim to out for a drink

Person 2 : Why not

Person 1 : Cuz he's a fucking Dementor
by derek m is gay February 26, 2009
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Demontears

To not be able to cry due to you being a demon. O-o (Adjective)

Origin: DemonTears.com; that Roleplay site.
"I'm so demontears that my eyes are drying out!"
by Achi December 22, 2004
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